That whole thing about Mommy kissing Santa Claus?

(Mom is Santa snagged via Erika Lust)

Clearly an argument for a ToiBocks or a locking bag from For Your Nymphomation. Meantime, here's to happy visions of sugar plums--or whatever else you'd like dancing in your head!

Ready for that twelfth day present yet?

Same as with the vanilla version, The Twelve Poly Days of Christmas goes on a wee bit too long, but all in good fun.

If you'd like to cut to the chase, Viviane's got the lyrics.

(hat-tip Polyamory Weekly)

Merry eXcesses!

Whatever your favorite indulgences, wishing you all a wonderful evening several days of joyful and abudant excesses.

Merry, merry!